Monday, March 31, 2008

You smart bastards!!!

I'll be damned... you smart lil' bastard. Contrary to most people's popular belief, the need for search engine optimization companies is now and pretty much has been for quite some time, nonexistent. I've known this forever, but now... you do to. Hell, you might as well with programs like these being sold. Sure... go ahead and make it harder for those whom actually took the time to get into internet marketing when all concepts were still new. Bah... oh well... Anyways, for those interested in Keyword Elite & SEO Elite, which you can find out what they are from this post (obviously) then feel free to visit the Almost Unrealistic Optimization - for search engine and keyword optimizing you wouldn't believe.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Affiliate Marketing for Dummies

People often ask me what I do for a living, and I generally tend to give them an idiotic/smartalick response, such as saying... I scrub toilets, scrape gum off the bottom of school desks, write letters to aliens on grains of rice, decipher whose fingerprints are on those new cinnamon toast crunch cereal pieces, etc. etc. Oh, and I do some affiliate marketing on the side. For some reason, the only one they ever question is the affiliate marketing... probably having something to do with everything else being mentioned being so common amongst the people... ooooooooooookay.

I don't feel like explaining exactly what I do, so I just point people to lens I wrote that basically simplifies how to Make Money Marketing breaking it down to a few steps. Alongside that, one might want to take a look at the 8 Week Action Plan Review I did on an Affiliate Marketing University step-by-step guide. Oh, and last but not least, is this... Guide to Finding a Niche to Promote. I've even listed how to find out about MicroNiches (niches inside of niches... kinda)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

ENOUGH! I can't TAKE this shit no mo'.


These gas prices are downright ridiculous for real. I've thought of a few ways to cut back on costs that are pretty efficient. Due to not feeling like typing them here, see: http://www.squidoo.com/SaveOnGasPurchases for more information on how to save on gas purchases, mainly with gas credit card rewards and rebates.

So you think you know this person eh?

I'm sitting here, and though I don't NEED to, am thinking about how much money I'd be saving if I decided to go ahead and let someone occupy 1 of my 3 bedrooms. Hmmm... I can't stand trifling people, people always being around, etc. but to save $500 a month wouldn't hurt IF this person is a female that can cook and is a neat freak. Pretty sure she'd get jealous of me having women run in and out the house, but I don't have much company, so she'll have to deal with it. One of the luxuries of being able to call a house "MY HOUSE."

Anyways... in the event any of you ever decide to go forth in getting a roommate, then you might want to consider tuning up your interviewing skills especially in the event that you plan on interviewing potential roommates. Learn about interviewing potential roommates.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Yes you did, No I didn't No You Did, YES I... wait... what!?

Some people assume that during an interview you are basically just answering questions. Well... now, come to find out, you've been wrong all along. Apparently there are methods of interviewing in which you can trick someone into confessing and telling you more than they realize. Though this is nothing new and not really looked up as something people actually take the time to train to do, as it's considered an innate ability in some (such as myself), there is actually a pretty decent course on this tactic now that deals with not being confrontational so that a person does no have reason to hide any information as much, etc. The talked about course is the Focused Interviewing which is really impressive... for real. Check it out.

Friday, March 7, 2008

So THAT's how those marketing bastards do it eh?

Tons of internet marketers use techniques traded amongst them and others to get themselves listed on the first page of search engine search results. I've personally watched a friend try some of these techniques and he's managed to get ranked highly on the first page within a few minutes to a few hours time. Now for the average affiliate, this would be bad news, as it creates a very high advantage pushing anyone whom doesn't know the tricks underneath any and everybody whom does. When I say bad news, I mean that you will lose much in profits. Nowadays though, you really don't have to worry - as much - thanks to SEO Elite. Because of this software, affiliates like me and you have the chance to compete against the so-called (bunny ears start) expert webmasters (bunny ears stop).

Hypnotize people and make them do dumb things

Have you ever wanted to learn how to hypnotize people? For what? for sex, for fun, for profit, for laughs, for a good reason, for a good cause, for the hell of it? Well now you can learn how to hypnotize someone through conversational hypnotism. Personally, I learned it just to catch people off guard and have them squawk like chickens and jump on one foot singing you do me I do you. Don't ask... but it's funny to ME. Haha.

I bet many people are wondering what it would be like to hypnotize somebody. They feel as if hypnotism won't work, but at same time know that it can work. These same people weren't ever even considering finally taking the chance to learn a skill that could give them outrageous advantages in life... but you are now... aren't you?

Some believe there is no such thing as hypnosis, and claim it's been scientifically proven. When people, for example, become so rigid you can balance them between two chairs, and even sit on them, nothing unusual is happening. Hypnosis doesn't exist. Nor does conversational hypnosis. What? You might ask.

The great hypnotists, such as Milton Erikson never used flashing lights or swinging watches, but instead merely spoke. When he was called to a meeting for medical malpractice, (practicing the non-existent hypnosis) the doctors on the panel, after they had dismissed the case, reported feeling a bit woozy but that must have been the heavy lunch!

We have, in fact, looked at conversational hypnosis in a number of past postings. In this one we will look at it a little more. Have you ever been stuck in your thinking? You can't think of what to do or how to solve a problem? You keep thinking, 'What shall I do?' but no answer comes.

(You are stuck because you keep thinking, 'What shall I do?', etc and the poor answer can't come.) Yet can you be absolutely sure that in the very next minute an answer or a solution can come to mind, as if by magic? If you had a problem, I wouldn't be too surprised if you just found the solution! Let's backtrack, shall we, and discover why this technique always works.

First we create rapport. We acknowledge that you are stuck. We agree with you. We might agree that the problem is absolutely unsolvable and no answer can be found. We can go over the top, if we want. (This may create desired resistance.)

Next we state a truth. You cannot be sure - not absolutely sure - that in the next minute you won't find an answer. You may not find the answer in the next minute, but can you really be absolutely sure of that?

What this does is to burst you out of fixed thinking. You just have to wonder a bit about the possibility of change, and you have to stop thinking of your problem to do it. You can't think of two things at the same time. This frees up your thinking and the answer can pop to mind.

Otherwise, at this point, you can use suggestion. The thinker is wondering now. He or she is receptive to new information. You can say, 'Mm! I don't know why, but I suppose you are feeling more confident about a solution even now.' Let's look at another application of this.

A few years ago I had a cold. I felt terrible. So I said to myself, 'You feel terrible, don't you.' And having, therefore, established rapport, I said, 'But can you be sure you won't feel better in few minutes, or even in the next second?'

While I was wondering about this, it took my mind off feeling terrible, and I then said, 'You are feeling a bit better now aren't you?' And 'This technique of Conversational Hypnotism really works.' And I slipped out of feeling terrible and got on with enjoying life.

Do you see how it worked? It was guaranteed to have that effect, even though I knew what was happening, but because it followed the rules of mind it had to work.

Here are the steps:
Rapport --> Confusion --> Suggestion

Do not be afraid to use any of the techniques in these postings, but do remember that you should not lead others to do things to their disadvantage. This stuff works like magic. So remember the Law of Karma! You reap what you sew.

Why not see how you can apply the above technique in matters of more interest to your own personal situation. You could share your discoveries with the rest of us.

CLICK HERE to learn more about Conversational Hypnotism and how to hypnotize people just from speaking to them.

A better way to cut fuel costs... finally worth the expense.

Best gas mileage least problems - How to get Better Gas Mileage from your Car. A method to cut fuel cost by using a process of water injection.

As the price of gasoline continues to rise, it is important that we all learn to be frugal with our resources at present times. Not only will the conservation of gas protect our natural resources, but it will also protect our pockets from the onslaught of uprising prices which seem to have no predicted demise. I remember just a couple of years ago when oil was selling for nearly ten dollars a barrel, but today it has drastically increased to over a dollar per gallon. Though there are many claims teaching how to get better gas mileage from your car or vehicle, the one that seems to be the most viable in my opinion would be the conversion kits that are fully reversible, take no modification of your car, but yet can work on any car whatsoever. They produce a gas known as HHO from H2O in which the byproduct is nothing more than water, and it can be fueled with any water from basically anywhere. These kits are said to be able to save you as much as 60% through fuel efficiency and are reasonably cheap in which the kit will more than pay for itself in about a month or two with regular driving.

One important way to insure decent gas mileage on your car is to regularly change or at least clean your air filter. Always be sure that it is in good condition and if it too old, replaced. Air filters are quite easy to replace and also inexpensive, yet... they make a impeccable difference with your gas mileage. At the very least, you should have a new air filter put in once every year.

Keeping clean/fresh oil in your vehicle is also a great way to better gas mileage. When your car is struggling to run on old or dirty oil, it has to work harder and uses more gas. Regular oil changes play an important role in keeping your car's performance optimum thus able to run more efficiently. Recommendations claim you should change your oil every three to five thousand miles (3,000 to 5,000 miles), so it's usually a good idea to keep a record of odometer readings when you have it changed.

Ensuring your tire's have adequate pressure is another way of saving you gas as well. Putting air in a tire isn't enough... you must be sure your using a gauge and filling them to the proper inflation, which should be listed in your car manual or on the tires themselves. Be sure to check your tires at least once per month to ensure they have proper air pressure levels as well as no signs of uneven wearing.

Holes, leaks, or weak components in your exhaust system also lead to a loss in power, so you might want to be sure that's checked as well.

Though many people don't realize i, your exhaust system also has a major toll on your car performance and gas mileage. Check your exhaust and make sure it has no holes, leaks or weak components.

For cars with carburetors, be sure to keep it clean and tuned up to insure that you are not wasting fuel. Many new vehicles have fuel injection instead of carburetors, in which case it is a good idea to use a fuel injection cleaner once in awhile when you fill up your gas tank.

Though these tips are just a few ways on how to get better gas mileage from your car, they may be considered as priceless, as they really do help out a lot and can save you tremendously in the long run.

(For more information on the kit + information & videos on the technology involved, see: Drive On Water - review)

(To purchase the kit or get information on the kit directly from the main site, see: DriveWater Conversion Kit

How to cure a Yeast Infection fast -- the 12 hour cure

Women... when ya'll have yeast infections, that ish STANK. This funkiness leads me to offer you a 12 Hour Cure for Yeast Infections.

If your coochie is manifesting bacteria and you doin' the odor thing... do us all a favor and grab the 12 hour cure for yeast infections.

At times yeast infections could cross the line that it had better not. At this point a victim whether male or female will most likely be fed up after trying those medical remedies one after another without any trace of ever getting better. Such are the times when they might experience depression and anxiety because they cannot seem to clear the causes to their discomfort. This is even made worse by the fact that those unforgiving so-called doctors have drained your accounts to literally nothing without delivering results. If you are this kind of a person who has been stuck on this problem for a long time, do not despair yet,I have got good news for you. Yogurt yeast infection cure is just what you have not heard of or tried!

The minute you open your refrigerator, do not just gulp that yogurt to quench your thirst, but spare some to try up yeast infection cure. Perhaps this could be your long awaited miracle that you have not recognized yet! Remember yogurt is quite a natural milk product and when it is plain, it has super healing powers for yeast infections. This might appear awkward to you who is hearing this for the first time but the truth is, it has been proven to work by starving those yeast fungi that feed on sugars.

This truth might be hard to pass through to some ears but please do not block it on yours because It might set you free this time. To have recurrent yeast infections is not enjoyable at all and that is why one who understands what this does to their physical and emotional wellbeing will not think twice before trying the yogurt yeast infection cure.

Let me tell you why yogurt yeast infection cure is simply exceptional. Yogurt as a product is easily available and affordable in all kinds of shops that sell food and beverage purely or along with other product types. In sharp contrast are those medication pills that could not even be available at your local hospitals and the doctors ask you for more money to bring them from wherever they are found. You buy yogurt all the time and you even have some in your kitchen, so you have got no excuse not to try this great yeast infection cure anyway. Do not think it is funny when I tell you that this time you are not going to ingest this yogurt through mouth but the other exit pipe just a few centimeters below your tummy.Anything that delivers expected results however out of your depth it may feel should not be ignored or taken as crazy!!

With this yogurt yeast infection cure, the application procedure is very easy and direct. It does not matter if you are a male or female. For you women, use a syringe without a needle to splash some yogurt inside your vagina, but do not forget to wear a pad to soak up the dripping yogurt to avoid embarrassment.

You could also paint some thick yogurt on the vaginal walls so as to heal any abrasions and also you could freeze some yogurt in tampons then insert inside your vagina. For men just apply some yogurt on the swollen and sore parts for as many times as you can until the signs subside. Although, I am afraid you could also risk some yogurt wetting your pair of shorts or trousers hence having everyone’s eyes wondering what the hell happened to your bladder meter! But I can assure you yogurt yeast infection cure will work wonders for you.

For those of you whom rather try another method, then I'd suggest the natural 12 Hour Cure for Yeast Infections, and yes it's meant to cure a yeast infection in 12 hours... or less.

No Habla Espanol mofo!

Would you like to know the reason why I am in a hurry to learn Spanish, and why I'm going to learn Spanish swiftly. Well... Recently I went to Mexico to visit a friend's parents, in which case I figured if I wanted something I'd just point and click... well... at least point, don't know how well that clicking part would play over, but I'm pretty sure that had I spoken any English, my words would work just as well, being not at all. Anyhow, it seemed that everywhere I went people seemed to know I wasn't from around there, but would assume I could speak Spanish due to them being under the impression that I was from another country thus one of a Spanish culture. This led them to talk to me at speeds rivaling the travel of light. Damn... and to think I made straight A's in Spanish class too... What!? i respond.. Yo no comprendo y no hablo muy mucho espanol, solamente paquito. Okay... so I've just said I can't understand nor speak a lot of spanish, only a little... but for some odd reason, this seemed to excite them, as there words increased from 5 words a second to 7 words a second. Alas, I thought to myself... if only I could learn to listen, understand, and speak spanish swiftly

Shortly thereafter, I found myself surrounded and didn't know whether to say the same thing again being all that I could think of at the moment, or just all out run and see if they could run as fast as they could talk. Hmm... had it not been so many of them I could possibly have roared like an angry beast to see if they scurry away, but I was outnumbered so I decided to play it cool. Instead, I extended my hand and pointed at something behind the case thinking if I bought something they'd leave me alone. I pointed to a strange looking vial which looked like some form of lip balm, in which the clerk said something to me but I had no clue what, so I said yes I'll take one, which I said by lifting 1 finger.

After purchasing it, the clerk said something (probably cracking a joke on me) which made all those surrounding me point and laugh. To make a long story short, I ended up letting this guy talk me into buying some form of wannabe aphrodisiac made from a squirrel's nuts, snake droppings, barracuda spit, elephant tusk shavings, and God knows what else. I guess I should have taken the time out to actually learn Spanish instead of thinking I knew it eh? That being in the past... I have 45 days before I get to go back, so I think I'll take up this offer I've found which, after doing the proper research, seems to get great reviews and be listed as the number once choice. Rocket Spanish and see what I can learn before it's time to go. I think it'll be worth saving myself from any further embarassment... hopefully the store owners aren't the same, and nobody remembers me.

For those interested to know.. my program of choice is Rocket Spanish, for obvious reasons.