Japanese no luv yu lung time, Japanese love you veddy veddy long time

If your one of those people whom dabble in the corporate world and want to increase your pay significantly, I'd suggest you learn Japanese or at least, particularly, the Japanese alphabet from A to Z. You may not realize it, but in doing so you stand to open many doors to where you can become the missing link between a company and it's clients allowing them to communicate when they couldn't prior. When you have them in your hands, it's time to renegotiate some salary.

To articles that better explain this can be found here: Increase Your Profits Just From Learning the Japanese Alphabet & mirror #1

Some of the FUNNIEST adulterated stuff I'd seen in quite some time. (ADULT RATED)

If your an adult, read these. I'll explain about them and their intents, and what's going on, and blah and blah and blah later. Anyways, they are
1. Reactions to Small Dick!

and also even moreso

2a.Getting away with everything you can only dream of. - The Craigslist Experiment & 2b.RFJason CL Experiment. I'd thought about doing stuff like that long ago but never felt the trouble'd be worth the reprise. well... this clown did, and man is he clownin! LOL!

You smart bastards!!!

I'll be damned... you smart lil' bastard. Contrary to most people's popular belief, the need for search engine optimization companies is now and pretty much has been for quite some time, nonexistent. I've known this forever, but now... you do to. Hell, you might as well with programs like these being sold. Sure... go ahead and make it harder for those whom actually took the time to get into internet marketing when all concepts were still new. Bah... oh well... Anyways, for those interested in Keyword Elite & SEO Elite, which you can find out what they are from this post (obviously) then feel free to visit the Almost Unrealistic Optimization - for search engine and keyword optimizing you wouldn't believe.

Affiliate Marketing for Dummies

People often ask me what I do for a living, and I generally tend to give them an idiotic/smartalick response, such as saying... I scrub toilets, scrape gum off the bottom of school desks, write letters to aliens on grains of rice, decipher whose fingerprints are on those new cinnamon toast crunch cereal pieces, etc. etc. Oh, and I do some affiliate marketing on the side. For some reason, the only one they ever question is the affiliate marketing... probably having something to do with everything else being mentioned being so common amongst the people... ooooooooooookay.

I don't feel like explaining exactly what I do, so I just point people to lens I wrote that basically simplifies how to Make Money Marketing breaking it down to a few steps. Alongside that, one might want to take a look at the 8 Week Action Plan Review I did on an Affiliate Marketing University step-by-step guide. Oh, and last but not least, is this... Guide to Finding a Niche to Promote. I've even listed how to find out about MicroNiches (niches inside of niches... kinda)

ENOUGH! I can't TAKE this shit no mo'.

These gas prices are downright ridiculous for real. I've thought of a few ways to cut back on costs that are pretty efficient. Due to not feeling like typing them here, see: http://www.squidoo.com/SaveOnGasPurchases for more information on how to save on gas purchases, mainly with gas credit card rewards and rebates.

So you think you know this person eh?

I'm sitting here, and though I don't NEED to, am thinking about how much money I'd be saving if I decided to go ahead and let someone occupy 1 of my 3 bedrooms. Hmmm... I can't stand trifling people, people always being around, etc. but to save $500 a month wouldn't hurt IF this person is a female that can cook and is a neat freak. Pretty sure she'd get jealous of me having women run in and out the house, but I don't have much company, so she'll have to deal with it. One of the luxuries of being able to call a house "MY HOUSE."

Anyways... in the event any of you ever decide to go forth in getting a roommate, then you might want to consider tuning up your interviewing skills especially in the event that you plan on interviewing potential roommates. Learn about interviewing potential roommates.

Yes you did, No I didn't No You Did, YES I... wait... what!?

Some people assume that during an interview you are basically just answering questions. Well... now, come to find out, you've been wrong all along. Apparently there are methods of interviewing in which you can trick someone into confessing and telling you more than they realize. Though this is nothing new and not really looked up as something people actually take the time to train to do, as it's considered an innate ability in some (such as myself), there is actually a pretty decent course on this tactic now that deals with not being confrontational so that a person does no have reason to hide any information as much, etc. The talked about course is the Focused Interviewing which is really impressive... for real. Check it out.